A Literal Context

  • Me: As we discussed before, with your dose of morphine, you were more likely to have constipation.
  • Patient: Yes, I know. Is there like a laxative I could take or something?...
  • Me: Sure, we are going to...
  • Patient: ...because I do not want to have my wife tell me I am full of shit and have her be right.
  • Me: Um...of course, we will work something out.
  • Patient: Excellent...

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