Foreign Body Rectal Obstruction.

I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said, “There is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass.”

And so began a terribly tale of a man going to the hospital to remove this object. Sparing no expense, the man tweets his predicament live to the world. 

Four people tried to listen to my chest with a stethoscope. “Wait what’s that sound?” “I-it’s still on.”

Too much information here.

Foreign Body Rectal Obstruction.

I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said, “There is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass.”

And so began a terribly tale of a man going to the hospital to remove this object. Sparing no expense, the man tweets his predicament live to the world. 

Four people tried to listen to my chest with a stethoscope. “Wait what’s that sound?” “I-it’s still on.”

Too much information here.

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