Posts tagged beaver fever

Bieber Fever Blunder

• Me: Ma'am, have you ever had similar abdominal symptoms like this before?
• Elderly Patent: Oh yes! Once, I went hiking in the woods with my children and I got that terrible foul diarrhea after drinking from the stream. Silly me! But it was horrible. I forget what the doctor called it...
• Me: Sounds like you had a case of Bieber fever.
• Patient: Oh! Say that again?
• Me: Oh...um...er...beaver fever?
• Patient: Yes! That's the one.
• Me: *Face-palming deep down inside.*