Posts tagged helicobacter pylori

The Helicopter Pilot

  • Me: What can I do for you today?
  • Patient: Well, I am here for my prescription renewals and a follow up on my lab results.
  • Me: Sure thing. I am not familiar with your history, can you tell me why the labs were ordered?
  • Patient: Oh, I can never pronounce it. Something about a helicopter pilot?
  • Me: Helicopt-oh...stomach issues right?
  • Patient: Yes, that's right.
  • Me: Got it. Let me pull those up for you.
The only good H. pylori is a dead H. pylori!
Gastroenterologist lecturing on the eradication of H. pylori.